Sponsored by Mac the Fire Guy
The first-ever Escapade
HAIR RAISING CHILI COOK-OFF
Absolutely the most fun you can have with your clothes on!!
Taste ‘em all, YOU get to be the judge and vote with a buck or two... All monies go to CARE!
Do you have what it takes to become the first-ever ESCAPADE CHILI CHAMPION???
Get your pots out and start stewing... you can win $100!
Official Rules (sort-of!)
of the ESCAPADE HAIR RAISING CHILI COOK-OFF
1. True chili may be cooked with chili peppers, other spices and ingredients including beans, pasta, and meats such as beef, chicken and turkey. (Please no Road Kill!)
2. Chili should be rated as follows (or something like this!):
1 = Mild... “You call this chili?”
3. Cooks should prepare chili in a sanitary manner. Please wash the pot before cooking!
5 = Med...“Grows hair on your head”
10 = HotHotHot... “Fireman on duty” Where is Mac?
4. Chili table decorations, props, costumes, musical instruments, giveaways, and any other fun equipment may be used!!!! However, No cook-off contestant may discharge firearms or use any pyrotechnics or explosives at the cook-off. Any contestant using firearms, explosives or other pyrotechnics may be disqualified and fined!!!! Remember, all proceeds go to CARE!
5. ANY participant or SKP caught cheating will be fined
$1.00 FOR EACH VIOLATION! (Violations may be fabricated)
BE FOREWARNED: The RED HOT CHILI-PEPPER POLICE will be on duty. Their decision of a violation is FINAL... Bribes ARE accepted and expected….remember, all proceeds go to CARE!
6. Attendees may vote based on the following criteria:
Good chili flavor… Texture of the meat… Cook’s costume… Consistency…
Blend of spices… Aroma… Color… Best presentation… Table decorations… or the pot your chapter, BoF, or best friend made!!!!!! Judging is by the general attendees: For a buck or two (or pocket change!), you may vote for each entry! You may vote for more than one pot of chili and as many times as you wish. Cash, checks, money orders, gold jewelry, gold teeth, or five gallons of fuel will be accepted as votes!!!!!….remember, all proceeds go to CARE!
Cash, checks, money orders, gold jewelry, gold teeth, or five gallons of fuel will be accepted as votes!!!!!
For entry details and a complete list of the (real) Official Rules of the Escapade Hair Raising Chili Cook-Off, please visit
(Mostly Official Rules)
COME, HAVE SOME FUN, AND RAISE SOME MONEY FOR CARE!
This notice posted by Wanda & Wallace Lewis, Hair Raising Officiators and
Bud Carr, Chairman of the First-ever Hair Raising Chili Cook-off!